elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

(via supermanneedssaving)

heygraciela:

this is the gayest show ever and i love it

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

“A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart”
— My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

(via ganspirit)

ohlookbenedict:

– Grown-ups like that sort of thing. – Why? – I don’t know, I’ll ask one.

(via andieofhousestark)

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(via gallifrey-feels)

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via buggin-shanks)

sprinkleofglitr:

 

dailymurf:

xfuckbarculturex:

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

I’m not a cat person but the last one killed me

(via gallifrey-feels)